and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,
tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the
game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if
you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she
declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated,
says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's
attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word,
reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes
out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He
taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the
library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his
friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde,
and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to
some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the
the lawyer goes out and buys a brand new, sleek, sexy sports car. It becomes
his pride and joy so he decides to show it off at work.
up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. Upon
passing the bar, he decided to move back to the small town where he could be a
big fish in a little pond. He really wanted to impress everyone, so he opened a
beautiful new office. Unfortunately, business was very slow at first.
Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are seated in the same
compartment on a train. The Russian takes a bottle of vodka out of his luggage,
pours some into a glass, drinks it, and firmly stated, "In Russia, we have
best vodka in the World. Nowhere in the world you can find vodka as good as one
we make in mother Russia. And, we have much of it, so much we can just throw it
away like vater (water) ..."
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared
before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win
every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your
colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I
want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your
parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all your friends and law
Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court
judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
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