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• ENGLISH 101
• REPORT
• A GAME

English 101

A linguistics professor was attempting to teach his class something about the rules of grammar. "In English," he said, "a double-negative forms a positive. But in other languages, such as Russian, a double-negative is still a negative."
Smoothing his beard and looking down his nose at the class, he continued, "However, there is no language wherein a double-positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the classroom interrupted. "Yeah, right."

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REPORT

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.

"Oh, the stork brought us too."

"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:

"This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

 

A GAME

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young
players,
"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win togetheras a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire.
Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."

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